'Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl...'

Yes, it's time to wear 'yellow feathers in (your) hair and a dress cut down to there' for Sunday's Best Showgirl competition at the Moulin Rouge. You can practice showing off this week with DJ Bea Monday at 9 am SLT, with DJ Avion at Topless Tiki Toosday, and with DJ Surfer at Game Night on Thursday.

Last evening we hustled our bustles to Avion's spectacular paddle-wheel steamboat Louisville for Steamy Southern Sunday. We danced to an endless stream of Avion's nautical and riverine themed tunes. Alwayz captured Best Southern Belle honors.

--Shy Librarian

Steamy Sunday: Bring Your Fan and a Mint Julep

Y'all come on down to the riverboat next Sunday and channel your Inner Southern Belle for the Best Victorian competition. As usual, the week presents a wide variety of events starting with DJ Bea's Monday Dance Party at 9 am SLT today. Then there's DJ Avion's Topless Tiki Toosday at Surf's Up! tiki bar. And on Thursday, DJ Surfer hosts Game Night at the Venus Gardens Amusement Park. The globally-convenient (for most) Friday morning event will return sometime next month when the clocks change in Oz.

Avion rocked the tropics at last night's colorful Tits 'n' Tats event. Best Tattoo honors went to Shy.

--Shy Librarian

Tits and Tats...We All Have 'Em

No need for a big shopping expedition before next Sunday...Tits and Tats event with Best Tattoo competition. Unless, of course, you want to try out new tattoos. You can test your "costumes" this week at Bea's Monday Dance Party, Avion's Topless Tiki Toosday and Surfer's Thursday Game Night. (Next month the Friday 5 am SLT event will return--something about reversing the earth's rotation, or maybe it's the time change in Oz).

We got an early start on St. Patrick's Day at O'Reilly's Pub last evening. Bea and Sunbeam tied for Best Irish honors in a sea of green costumery (and beer).